My Loves

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My Beautiful Friends

Lily

You won't find Lily on social media. She is my best-kept little secret (literally). Be grateful I am letting you behind the veil. We are often mistaken for lesbian lovers, but we love to share. Wild, fun and intelligent. With the right hand, Lily is submissive.

Two women standing by a window, one with her back to the camera, wearing a black dress with lace trim and a large bow headband, and the other facing the window, wearing a black dress, with her arm around the first woman's waist.

Another enigma I tripped into bed with in London - however it wasn’t a one night stand. You will not be bored by lacklustre conversation as she is eternally interesting. Ask her to recite to you from memory Shakespeare, Coleridge or T.S. Eliot. She f*cks like she plays piano; appassionato.

Lenina is a statuesque redhead with a dangerous sense of humour and a tongue that could cut glass - though I can personally attest it has softer talents too. Interpret that how you will.

Her knowledge of history is impressive, but it's the wit that gets you. A line I remember: "I want Japan's marketing team." When I'm around Lenina, I cannot stop laughing - I think back to things she has said days later and still laugh. She is one of a kind.

Friends Afar

Frequently in London and other major cities, Cara Greene is collecting passport stamps, good stories, and dinner reservations worth crossing continents for. Drawn to clever minds, beautiful settings, and a little bit of mischief, she has a weakness for lingering conversations conversation and evenings that refuse to end.

My internet crush became a reality when we finally met in NYC. She was every bit what I imagined: pulchritudinous, admirable and interesting as fuck. The next fantasy is the two of us, in latex, crushing male egos together.

My newsletter will have dates for my return, and for when Ramona and I can *insert your own fantasy here *…

FRIENDS

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